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Two Dogs in a Restaurant
Thought you might like this…too funny!
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ENJOY….
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May 19 2011
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: bank, bar, beer, car, champagne, drunk, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, money, penis, restaurant, sex, tequila, vodka, waiter, waitress, whiskey, wine, woman
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Mar 07 2010
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“No thanks,” said Doug. “I’ll just have a cup of black
coffee.”
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Mar 05 2010
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Read More
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Apr 01 2009
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Jan 05 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: action, alcohol, attitude, bar, beauty, brandy, care, champagne, couple, devil, dinner, drunk, emotions, eyes, fashion, finger, fingers, friends, game, girl, glasses, gratitude, hairdo, hairstyle, hands, ideas, jacket, laughter, life, light, liquor, love, man, Mathematics, memories, moment, morning, music, others, personality, perspective, photos, power, pub, respect, scotch, show, smiles, sound, strength, thankfulness, thought, treats, waiter, waitress, whisper, wine, woman
They say the “devil is in the details,” but the other night, my friend and I were scanning the bar and noticing minor things about women. After reflecting on our observations, I put together four small things that guys notice that they don’t often point out to women. Here they are:
Hands
I study a girl’s hands pretty intensely. Beautiful hands can portray daintiness and strength at the same time. I notice manicures, and complexion. I imagine what it’s like to hold them. I’m not much of a hand holder, but pretty hands will turn me into a hand holder. I even watch how a girl grips things. There are definitely different objects and shapes that look amazing in a girl’s hands, such as a wine glass. A wine glass has delicate curves that play off a woman’s hands. When I notice fingers that are appealing to me, I imagine how those fingertips would feel.
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Dec 05 2008