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“Don’t get so caught up in the
daily grind
that you never find any time
to enjoy yourself.”
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– Anon.
Jamaica, W.I.
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“Life is
too short.
Live, Love,
Laugh!”
May 01 2012
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jazzy REGGAE ~ Irie Riddim", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: anniversary, athlete, beaches, beauty, black, blessings, bliss, Blue Mountain, Bob Marley, brilliance, Britain, British, care, Caribbean, celebration, celebrity, cheerfulness, color, colors, country, dance, designer, destination, dialect, diamonds, dinner, dreadlocks, Dunn's River Falls, energy, exercise, fashion, food, foods, generation, generations, genius, girl, gold, government, granny, hand, happiness, humor, icon, inspiration, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, journey, joy, Kingston, land, language, laughter, leader, legacy, legend, life, lifestyle, lifetime, link, London, love, man, Montego Bay, mother, mother-in-law, mountain, movement, music, musician, nation, nature, Negril, North Coast, northcoast, Ocho Rios, palace, palm, palms, paradise, party, patois, period, pride, prime minister, Prince, queen, Queen Elizabeth, rasta, rastafarian, reggae, resorts, rhythm, riches, Rita Marley, rivers, Rose Hall, Rosehall, royalty, skill, skills, smiles, soil, souvenir, sport, sports, spouse, St Ann, style, sunset, sunshine, talent, time, title, tour, tourist, travel, tribute, trip, trophy, unique, Usain Bolt, vernacular, video, vigor, warmth, waterfalls, wealth, wife, winner, wishes, woman, words, worry
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Irie!!!
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Party Prince Harry danced his socks off in blue suede shoes during his royal visit to Jamaica.
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The prince was visiting Kingston when he was pulled to his feet by attractive
Chantol Dormer.
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The 27-year-old royal proved that his rhythm was on par with jammin’ style as he boogey-down to a rendition of reggae legend Bob Marley’s “One Love”.
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That night Harry attended a black tie state dinner with Prime Minister
Mrs Portia Simpson.
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In a well-received speech the prince had his audience eating out of his hand with a few jokes in the local patois.
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He said: ‘I count it a great privilege to be standing here tonight, representing The Queen in Jamaica on her Diamond Jubilee. Her Majesty has asked me to extend her great good wishes to you all, and is sorry that she can’t be here - so you’re stuck with me… but don’t worry, cos every liddle ting gonna be aright! ‘
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‘Your vibrancy and vigour, your wonderful welcome to visitors and your island’s natural beauties - all combine to make Jamaica unique. The Queen recognised this.
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Mar 14 2012
Posted: under "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
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PRIDE IN BEING A JAMAICAN
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(Join us at www.Jamaicalives.org)
“As we approach Jamaica’s 50th anniversary I am reminded of what Jamaica means to me — and the people who served with me in the Jamaica Defense Force. I became a…”
- Wayne D Russell
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Jamaica Lives - Wayne D Russell
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click on this link (and others to right)
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Feb 16 2012
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny Poetry, Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Don’t Mess with Mom
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He’d decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
~*~
“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The “Children’s Bill of Rights.”
~*~
It says I need not clean my room,
don’t have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
~*~
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
and I sure don’t have to pray.
~*~
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.
~*~
And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with the crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
~*~
Don’t you ever touch me,
my body’s only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.
~*~
Don’t preach about your morals,
like your mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,
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Dec 04 2011
Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
Tags: art, artist, bank, beaches, beauty, Bob Marley, bracelet, Caribbean, check, country, craft, experience, fantasy, fashion, funds, gift, hairdo, hairstyle, highway, hotel, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, job, land, man, money, Montego Bay, necklace, northcoast, painting, paradise, pearls, phone, photos, present, pride, resort, ring, rivers, road, sea, smiles, souvenir, style, task, tourism, tourist, travel, trip, views, water, waterfalls, woman, work
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On your next trip to sweet, sweet Jamaica…
the beautiful island in the sun…
with white sand beaches and breathtaking views…
you gotta top off the wonderful and unforgettable experience
with a visit to
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Patrick’s Craft Shop #15
on the Hip Strip
(Gloucester Ave in Montego Bay)…
******
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(between Cambio & Spice World Supermarket)
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******
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TEL: 396 - 4098
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(Ask for PATRICK or PAM)
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Patrick’s Craft Shop #15
is only a stone’s throw from Decameron Hotel & Toby’s Inn Resort…
MONTEGO BAY
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Patrick’s Craft Shop
Shop #15
Fantasy Craft Market
(Hip Strip)
Gloucester Ave
Montego Bay
JAMAICA
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TEL: 396 - 4098
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Specialising in:-
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SOUVENIRS
(Bob Marley etc.)
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=+=
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HAIR BRAIDING
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=+=
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GIFTS
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=+=
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HANDMADE GOODIES
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=+=
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bamboo craft
wood craft
straw craft
shell craft
bead craft
fabric craft
ONYX
BLACK PEARL
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Oct 19 2010
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, attention, beaches, beauty, behavior, Big Boy, blacks, Caribbean, carnival, celebration, children, community, contest, cop, country, culture, custom, dancer, dialect, dreadlocks, elderly, example, fashion, festival, fun, funny, funtime, future, game, hairstyle, hilarious, history, humor, independence, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, labrish, land, language, laughter, license, life, lifestyle, man, memories, morals, neighborhood, Ocho Rios, officer, patois, patrolman, police, pride, queen, rastafarian, rastaman, respect, road, role model, seniors, sheriff, smiles, sport, St Ann, style, television, time, travel, treats, trip, trooper, value, values, vehicle, vernacular, waterfalls, woman, words, youth
“SWEET, SWEET JAMAICA”
Waterfall at “The Ruins” in Ocho Rios, Jamaica
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I GUESS I may be getting just a teeny-weeny bit old, because I can remember when it was considered
rude to whistle in front of adults, the biggest bad words pickney used to cuss were ‘blouse and skirt’,'rahtid’ and ‘blow-wow’; and slackness was talking big bwoy stories.
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I am probably not so young anymore, I guess, because I can remember when people used to charter JOS bus to go to outing at Gunboat beach. And the beach dem was clean! And bad boys were the ones riding skate, and playing marbles and racing board horse in the gutter water after rain... I remember when children were afraid of Johnkunnu - now even police fraid a pickney, ’cause pickney a shotta!
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Call me archaic, but I remember when school children never had such a wide range of colourfully creative
chemical concoctions and toxic adventures to choose from such as sweets and snacks. For example, I saw one
recently marked cheese tricks and when you read the fine print carefully, you realized that the ingredients did not include any cheese - so-so tricks!
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But I suppose it must be old age, because I also remember that children used to eat jackfruit, juneplum, naseberry, guinep, hogplum and tinkin toe; we used to relish treats like bustamante-backbone, drops, gizzada, toto, cut-cake and grater-cake. MEN USED TO DANCE WITH WOMEN after asking if they could have this dance!!
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I must be clearly approaching dinosaur status, because I can vividly recall a period when independence time meant street dance on every corner, and we never had to import carnival to have revelling in the streets, and float parades were magnificent. I must have come from them dark ages, but I remember when man used to go party to dance with woman, not to “par wid man”, and women never had to walk naked to get attention.
“Miss Jamaica Festival Queen 2008″
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But I am not quite ready for the rocking chair and adult diapers just yet. No papa! Still, I remember when Rasta was a lifestyle. Now dreadlocks is a hairstyle. I remember
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Apr 02 2010
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