A MountainWings Moment - Don’t Mess with Mom‏

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Don’t Mess with Mom
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He’d decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.

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“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The “Children’s Bill of Rights.”

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It says I need not clean my room,
don’t have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.

 

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I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
and I sure don’t have to pray.

 

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I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.

 

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And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with the crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.

 

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Don’t you ever touch me,
my body’s only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.

 

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Don’t preach about your morals,
like your mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,

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Comments (0) Dec 04 2011

Patrick’s Craft Shop . . . . #15

Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
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On your next trip to sweet, sweet Jamaica…

the beautiful island in the sun…

with white sand beaches and breathtaking views…

you gotta top off the wonderful and unforgettable experience

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Patrick’s Craft Shop #15

on the Hip Strip

(Gloucester Ave in Montego Bay)…

 

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(between Cambio & Spice World Supermarket)

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TEL:      396 - 4098

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(Ask for PATRICK or PAM)

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Patrick’s Craft Shop #15

is only a stone’s throw from Decameron Hotel & Toby’s Inn Resort…

MONTEGO BAY

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IMG_0631_1.jpg Handmade goodies at the Negril Craft Market image by aallikat 

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Patrick’s Craft Shop

Shop #15

Fantasy Craft Market

(Hip Strip)

Gloucester Ave

Montego Bay

JAMAICA

 

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TEL:   396 - 4098

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Specialising in:-

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SOUVENIRS

(Bob Marley etc.)

 

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HAIR BRAIDING

 

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GIFTS

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HANDMADE GOODIES

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bamboo craft

wood craft

straw craft

shell craft

bead craft

fabric craft

ONYX

BLACK PEARL

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Comments (0) Oct 19 2010

Do You Remember?‏

Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
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“SWEET, SWEET JAMAICA”

Waterfall at 'The Ruins' in Ocho Rios by Striderv.  

Waterfall at “The Ruins” in Ocho Rios, Jamaica
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I GUESS I may be getting just a teeny-weeny bit old, because I can remember when it was considered
rude to whistle in front of adults, the biggest bad words pickney used to cuss were ‘blouse and skirt’,'rahtid’ and ‘blow-wow’; and slackness was talking big bwoy stories.
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I am probably not so young anymore, I guess, because I can remember when people used to charter JOS bus to go to outing at Gunboat beach. And the beach dem was clean! And bad boys were the ones riding skate, and playing marbles and racing board horse in the gutter water after rain... I remember when children were afraid of Johnkunnu - now even police fraid a pickney, ’cause pickney a shotta!

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 Call me archaic, but I remember when school children never had such a wide range of colourfully creative
chemical concoctions and toxic adventures to choose from such as sweets and snacks. For example, I saw one
recently marked cheese tricks and when you read the fine print carefully, you realized that the ingredients did not include any cheese - so-so tricks!

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 But I suppose it must be old age, because I also remember that children used to eat jackfruit, juneplum, naseberry, guinep, hogplum and tinkin toe; we used to relish treats like bustamante-backbone, drops, gizzada, toto, cut-cake and grater-cake. MEN USED TO DANCE WITH WOMEN after asking if they could have this dance!!

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 I must be clearly approaching dinosaur status, because I can vividly recall a period when independence time meant street dance on every corner, and we never had to import carnival to have revelling in the streets, and float parades were magnificent. I must have come from them dark ages, but I remember when man used to go party to dance with woman, not to “par wid man”, and women never had to walk naked to get attention.

“Miss Jamaica Festival Queen 2008″

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But I am not quite ready for the rocking chair and adult diapers just yet. No papa! Still, I remember when Rasta was a lifestyle. Now dreadlocks is a hairstyle. I remember

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Comments (4) Apr 02 2010

Jamaica’s Happy Home Recipe

Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "DID YOU KNOW", "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
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 Port Antonio Harbour and Navy Island by Striderv. 

Port Antonio Harbor and Navy Island, Jamaica
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RECIPE

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4 cups of love                    5 spoons of hope

2 cups of loyalty                   2 spoons of tenderness

3 cups of forgiveness                    4 quarts of faith

1 cup of friendship                    1 barrel of laughter

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friendship by another story

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Take love and loyalty.  Mix it thoroughly with faith.

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Comments (0) Mar 21 2010

Outlook for the Future….An Invitation!

Posted: under "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
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Jamaicans overseas urged to invest in country

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Dunns River Falls by amataiclaudius.

Dunn’s River Falls, Ocho Rios, Jamaica

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Navy Island, Jamaica by Striderv.

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Comments (0) May 29 2009

Water Meditation

Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips.
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Water Meditation
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Our bodies are over fifty percent water, so it makes sense that human beings have always considered water to be a sacred source of life and healing. It is literally half of who we are, and well over half of the earth’s surface is water. Water cleanses and hydrates, contains and produces nourishment, and when we enter it, holds us in an embrace that leaves no part of us untouched. Meditating with water can be a powerful way of aligning ourselves more fully with this support system that makes life both possible and pleasurable on so many levels.
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We may wish to conduct our meditation while in physical contact with a body of water, whether in the intimacy of our bathtub or the vast container of an ocean. We might float on our backs in a swimming pool or sit with just our feet submerged in a pond or creek. On the other hand, we may simply close our eyes and choose a location based on our imagination. Whatever we choose, we can begin by closing our eyes and listening to our breathing. At the same time, we tune in to the particular music of the water we have chosen—the loud rushing of a river or waterfall, or the surreal silence of the world beneath the surface of the ocean. We might consider how the type of water we choose reflects what we seek—the peace beneath the hectic surface of life, the cleansing power of a river racing through a canyon, or the mood lifting, melodic bubbling of a lively creek.

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Comments (0) Apr 18 2009