Life Without Black People‏

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Life Without Black People

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A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people. 

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At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. 

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 ‘At last’, they said, ‘no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.’ 

. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The ‘NEW AMERICA’ is not America at all - only a barren land. Read More

Comments (0) Feb 07 2012

Aaaahhhh, Jamaicans‏

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This is hilarious! A true classic.


A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy… So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game. 

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The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 

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‘I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’
This catches the Jamaican’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 

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The lawyer asks the first question. 

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‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the moon?’ 

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The Jamaican doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. 

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Now, it’s the Jamaican’s turn. 

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He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’ 

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Comments (0) Feb 07 2012

A MountainWings Moment - Whirlwind‏

Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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Whirlwind
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I have no idea why I am sitting here about to tell the world
about my situation, but maybe it will help someone.

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A little over a year ago I found myself back home, working two
jobs, single, feeling alone and pregnant.

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Now the reason for me being back home was so that I could save
some money so that I might be able to buy my first home. I was
working two jobs so that I could pay my current bills off.

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I also wanted to start a new career. I was a nail tech and an
intake person. I was 28 years old, a single woman longing to be
married but finding myself alone and pregnant which I thought
would never happen.

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My mother and step-father gave me the option to move in for one
year so that I could save a little faster. Well my year had
come to a close and it was time to go, if you know what I mean.

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One day I felt like I was sitting in a chair in the middle of
the room and looking above only to see the whirlwind of my
problems going around me. I was like “wow if I get pulled up
into this mess I’d just keel over.” Well you know what happened
next. Our words do have power because all of a sudden it seems
as though I became trapped in this whirlwind.

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I then began to give up until I remembered that God said that we
should cast all of our worries unto Him, so I began to pray a
prayer with all my heart. With faith I believed that He would
fix all of this, but I didn’t quite know how.

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The next day while working at the nail shop around 5 p.m.,
I began to tell a client of mine about my situation. After
crying all over myself at the end of her appointment, she gave
me a big hug and said that I was strong and everything would
work itself out. Now that was the last thing that I wanted to
hear. I was in trouble and needed major help.

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So by the end of my shift around 10 p.m. that client of mine who

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Comments (0) Jan 23 2012

TODAY’S QUOTES

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Where there is great love, there are always miracles.

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- Willa Cather

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Comments (0) Jan 11 2012

Merry Christmas!!!

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Wishing  you  and  those  you  love

 

a  richly  blessed  day!!!

 

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REMEMBER

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DO  ALL  THE  GOOD

YOU  CAN

 

IN  ALL  THE  WAYS

YOU  CAN

 

TO  ALL  THE  PEOPLE

YOU  CAN

 

JUST  AS  LONG  AS

YOU  CAN

 

– Anon.

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YOUR  REWARD  WILL  BE  GREAT  DIVIDENDS !!!!!!!!!!

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Comments (0) Dec 25 2011

Balance Sheet of Life‏

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Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities.
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets.
Heart is our Current Asset.
Soul is our Fixed Asset.
Brain is our Fixed Deposit.
Thinking is our Current Account.
Achievements are our Capital.
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade.
Friends are our General Reserves.
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill.
Love is our Dividend..
Children are our Bonus Issues..
Education is Brands / Patents.
Knowledge is our Investment.
Experience is our Premium Account.
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

 

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Some very Good and Very bad things

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The most destructive habit……………………………..Worry
The greatest Joy……………………………………………..Giving

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