Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
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Add a teaspoon of it
To your diet each day
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My sister said its so cold where she is
that she saw a lawyer with his hands
in his own pockets……..brrrrrrr!
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Its been said that 95% of drivers skidding on snow slickened roads say,
”Oh my God”. The other 5% are from Buffalo, NY and say,
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Oct 29 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: activity, advice, beach, beaches, beauty, companion, company, creek, cuisine, culture, enjoyment, excitement, experience, focus, food, garden, humanity, image, inspiration, lake, life, love, meditation, memory, mind, museum, nature, nourishment, occasion, ocean, outdoor, park, picnic, pleasure, pleasures, pond, rivers, sound, style, summer, thought, time, tips, tradition, treats, virtue, water, weather
Outdoor Pleasures
Having A Picnic
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Dining outdoors is a tradition that spans many cultures and has withstood the test of time. A meal eaten under open sky in the company of loved ones is an occasion in its own right. The very character of picnics, by virtue of their bringing together so much that is pleasing to humanity, makes them a wonderful way to unwind from stress, reconnect with people and nature, and create new memories. There is something magical about picnicking. A blanket, a basket, and a landscape pleasing to the eye intensify the deliciousness of food and help us see the beauty of lazy afternoons spent in nature.
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Thoughts of picnics past bring to mind images as varied as we are because the experience of dining outdoors with pleasant companions can unfold in
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Jul 01 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, bar, beer, bird, champagne, channel, children, computer, cop, dinner, dog, drugs, drunk, elderly, funny, gin, grown ups, hilarious, home, House, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, liquor, marriage, Mathematics, money, movie, officer, online, patrolman, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, relaxation, rest, restaurant, rum, scotch, seniors, sex, sheriff, sign, sleep, smiles, tequila, test, time, trooper, vacation, vodka, weather, whiskey, wine, youth
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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Jun 20 2009
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry, LOVE Poetry.
Tags: child, faith, family, happiness, inspiration, kindness, kisses, life, love, moment, price, smiles, soul, strength, treasure, trust, voice, weather
The father, a well digger,
Strong was he,
And as loving and kind
As a father could be.
~*~
And Mary his daughter,
Just five years old,
Was very much dearer
Than millions in gold.
~*~
To Mary her father
Was big, grand and nice,
So each had a treasure,
Beyond any price.
~*~
One day to the well,
Little Mary was sent
To take daddy’s lunch,
How gladly she went.
~*~
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May 29 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: accomplishments, aircraft, aircrew, challenge, conditions, happiness, helicopter, Jamaican, joy, life, love, military, mission, operation, rescue, smiles, soldiers, teamwork, thought, weather
JDF Air Wing comes to the defence of Jamaicans again
Published: Saturday | May 23, 2009
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Despite high winds and pounding rains, which caused poor visibility, soldiers from the Jamaica Defence Force (JDF) Air Wing were able to rescue 10 people who were stranded on a roof in Winchester, St Thomas, on Thursday.
Captain Andrew Spence, mission commander, described the event as “challenging”.
“It was very windy and it was raining heavily, so it was challenging to keep the aircraft steady for the guys in the back. It’s not as simple as having the aircraft in one place,” he
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May 23 2009
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry.
Tags: artist, beauty, bliss, body, choice, day, duty, excitement, family, friends, friendship, gratitude, happiness, health, honor, inspiration, job, journey, joy, lake, life, loss, love, man, mind, mountain, nature, ocean, others, pond, praise, rain, rejoicing, relationship, rivers, road, sea, soul, spirit, stream, task, thankfulness, today, travel, trip, water, weather, wishes, woman, work
I woke up early today, excited over all the things
I get to do before the day ends.
My job is to choose what
kind of day I am going to have….
~*~
Today I can complain because
the weather is rainy or …
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I can be thankful that the grass
is getting watered for free.
~*~
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Apr 22 2009
