Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something".
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The Saving Grace In An Ashtray
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God places people in our path for us to be a blessing.
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Growing up in New York in a single parent household, my mother
would always get on me about giving things away. I can remember
as far back at the age of seven, I gave a little girl my shoes
off my feet because I saw a need. My mother would always say
that I would never have anything, but that way of thinking never
was in my mindset.
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I know that in accordance to God’s will, when He instructs us to
give, we must be obedient because in all actuality, it all
belongs to Him. I believe if every person heeded God’s voice
when He instructs them to bless someone, we would be in a better
position as a country and as a people.
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My son and I were in Powder Springs driving home down Hwy 278
when we saw this young woman walking, looking as though she was
exhausted. I made a U-turn and came back around and asked her
could we give her a ride. She took the offer immediately.
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As I am driving I hear God’s voice say to give her the money
that I had in my ashtray. I don’t smoke so I would keep change
or throw the dollars I have in the ashtray.
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The only thing was that I knew that I had $300 in the astray.
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I didn’t hesitate, nor was I upset about His request, I just
heeded. As I dropped her off to her destination I could see that
it was an environment of drugs, sexual perversions and God knows
what. As she was thanking me for the ride, I took the money out
of the ashtray and balled it up in my hand and placed it in her
hand.
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She didn’t know what I was giving her and I asked her not to
think nothing of it and told her that God loves her and that He
is with her every step of the way. I gave her my business card
and told her if she ever needed to get to church call me and I
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May 01 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, beauty, black, boss, chance, color, colors, duty, employee, employer, era, eyes, feeling, feelings, focus, funny, girl, goodness, granny, hand, hands, hilarious, history, humor, impression, job, jokes, kisses, labor, laughter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, man, manager, mountain, noise, perception, perceptive, period, satisfaction, smiles, sound, station, supervisor, task, thought, ticket, time, touch, train, woman, work, youth
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Kiss and Slap
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.
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After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.
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Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
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The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”
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The general manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, All Fool's Day, April Fool's Day, attorney, boobs, breasts, cemetery, companion, couple, court, dumb, elderly, era, exam, excitement, eyes, feeling, feelings, fool, friends, friendship, funny, ghost, girl, hand, hands, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, husband, idiot, jokes, judge, knowledge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, lovemaking, man, moron, movement, obituary, others, partner, passion, passionate, period, personality, quiz, seniors, sex, silly, smiles, spouse, spring, stupid, test, thought, time, tool, tools, touch, wife, woman, words, youth
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
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Little old lady:
I am 94 years old.
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please tell us in your own words,
what happened on the night of April 1st?
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Little old lady:
There I was, sitting on my porch on a warm spring evening
when a young man comes creeping up
and sat down next to me.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
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Little old lady:
No, but he was friendly.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
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Little old lady:
He rubbed my thigh.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
It felt good.
No one had touched me since my Albert died.
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Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
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Little old lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
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Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
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Little old lady:
No.
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Defense Attorney:
Why not?
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Little old lady:
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Apr 15 2012
Posted: under "Jazzy REGGAE ~ Irie Riddim".
Tags: abroad, Africa, age, aid, album, America, artist, awards, band, bank, beauty, belief, birth, birthday, black, blacks, Bob Marley, brain, bridge, Canada, cancer, career, Caribbean, celebrity, cemetery, charity, check, child, children, Cindy Breakspeare, club, color, colors, competition, contest, contribution, country, crown, dad, Damian Marley, dance, destination, donation, dreadlocks, duty, earth, era, faith, family, father, festival, Florida, foreign, freedom, funds, ghost, gift, girl, global, globe, grammy, granny, group, guitarist, health, highway, history, home, House, humanitarian, humanity, icon, international, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, journey, Julian Marley, Kingston, labor, land, legend, life, lifestyle, lifetime, lion, loan, love, Miami, mind, Miss Jamaica, Miss Universe, Miss World, money, mother, mother-in-law, music, musician, nation, obituary, paradise, party, path, peace, performance, period, present, principle, queen, race, rasta, rastafarian, reggae, road, school, sexy, Shabba Ranks, shepherd, show, skill, son, sound, Stephen Marley, talent, task, team, time, title, token, tour, tourist, travel, trip, unity, universe, voice, winner, wonder, work, world, youth
Damian Marley
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Damian Robert Nesta “Junior Gong” Marley (born July 21, 1978), is a reggae artist, a humanitarian, and the youngest son of the late reggae legend Bob Marley. He has won three Grammy awards.
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Damian was two years old when his father died; he is the only child born to Marley and Cindy Breakspeare, Miss World 1976. Damian’s nickname Junior Gong is derived from his father’s nickname of Tuff Gong. Damian has been performing since the age of 13. He shares, along with most of the Marley family, a full-time career in music. Unlike his brothers and sisters, however, his musical specialty is “toasting”, a Jamaican vocal technique that is a predecessor to rapping.
Personal life and beliefs
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Born as Damian Marley, he was nicknamed “Jr. Gong” in honor of his legendary father, Bob “Tuff Gong” Marley. He has 13-half siblings total; 11 on his father’s side and 2 on his mother’s side. Damian was only two years old when his father died, killed by the spread of melanoma to his
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Feb 19 2012
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
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Martin Luther King
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Share with your Children
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Life Without Black People
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A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.
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At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.
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‘At last’, they said, ‘no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.’
. All of the blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The ‘NEW AMERICA’ is not America at all - only a barren land. Read More
Feb 07 2012
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Short Funny Jokes.
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The Darwins are out !!!!
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Yes … it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
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Here is the glorious winner:
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1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James
Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the
barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
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And now, the honorable mentions:
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2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting
machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his
insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its
men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a
finger. The chef’s claim was approved.
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3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
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4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver
found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting
from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his
incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone
waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the
mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable
and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3
days.
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5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head
wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the
injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close
he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
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6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the
counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,
the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives
you money, is a crime committed?]
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7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
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Feb 06 2012